Lotte 'just an idiot' May (@LotteMakesStuff) — [archived] 2024-09-18T17:21:48.249Z

Miserable Pile Of Words (@MiserablePileOfWords) — [archived] 2023-10-14T11:43:07.723Z

Looks like my childhood friend wasn't a boy

Yuki (child with short hair, wearing trousers and a t-shirt, arms around another child): "Hey! Don't hit people with the ball!"
Boy: "Why are you so mad all of a sudden?!"
Yuki: "I PROTECT MAHO!"
Maho (crying child with long hair, wearing a dress): "Yuki-kuuun, the ba... the ball hit me..."

[15 years later]
Yuki: "Oh my, there you are! Maho-chan, long time no see! It's me, Yuki, from the kindergarten!"
Maho, staring at Yuki's face and chest: ...?!
Yuki: "You turned out quite the beauty, Maho-chan! Amazing!"
Maho: "Ah? Yeah..."
Maho: "I-It's been a while..."
Maho, thinking: BOOBS?! ♀??

[One hour later]
Random dude: "Hey there, pretty ladies! How would you like to hang out with me and my friend?"
Yuki, overlapping: "No, thanks! She's going to spend all day with me, and you're being a real pain in the ass, so get lost!"
Random dude: "A... A pain in the ass?"
Yuki: "I'LL PROTECT MAHO!"
Maho: "Yuki-chan... you're being a little loud..."
Maho, thinking: "She really hasn't changed at all. So cute..."

_{Twitter sources: This translation Japanese original}

Miserable Pile Of Words (@MiserablePileOfWords) — [archived] 2024-01-22T17:20:50.993Z

I went to a mixer and a handsome girl showed up

A group date in a Japanese restaurant. We're looking at 3 women on the women's side from over the men's shoulders. The men are chatting happily, the women are... nervous. Unhappy, very much trying not to show it. Unable to stop some sighs from escaping.
The one stage right says "O-oh, really?" while thinking "I wanna go home and play Minecraft."
The middle one in a blue top holding a beer says "Wow, that's great." while thinking "Ugh, all this guy does is talk about himself."
The one furthest to the left is just sighing, thinking "None of them are worth it. / I shouldn't have come."

The bell above the door jangles, and the three women turn to stare at it, eyes widening in disbelief.
Someone says "Sorry! I'm late!"

The newcomer, a tall woman with black hair in a pixie cut and clear blue eyes, wearing a shirt with the top button undone, her jacket slung over her shoulder: "Ah... I'm really sorry about being late. || I was helping a lost child at the train station and before I knew it, it had gotten late... / My bad..."
The 3 ladies, still staring, gobsmacked: "???????????"

[ 20 Minutes Later ]
Five women are now gathered around the newcomer, surrounding her, blushing, hearts floating in the air around them. The one in the blue top, squeezed in against her left side, is holding a piece of pork between chopsticks, ready to feed it to her. "Kazeno-san~ <3 This chashu pork is really delicious? Would you like a bite? || Ah! It'd be an indirect kiss, but that's alright, isn't it?!!"
The newcomer, blushing, uncomfortable as another of the original trio has her arm around hers, pressing her chest against it: "Um... Shouldn't we get the men more involved...?"
One of the other women: "Huh? Men? What men? <3"
The men are all shocked and depressed, staring at the scene in front of them, going "eh?" "huh...?!" "no way...!"
[ Happy Ending <3 ]

_{Twitter sources: translation 1 2 3 original 1 2 3}

Miserable Pile Of Words (@MiserablePileOfWords) — [archived] 2024-09-18T16:51:35.917Z

Yuri Situation 40: Before I realised it, I became the protagonist of my classmate's yuri manga?!

[this translation has been edited and doesn't exactly match what's on the image]
A cool blonde gal-coded schoolgirl is holding a notebook, with a smirk on her face. "Like, come look at this! Look at what I like, found~. Is this what you're like, always drawing in class, Introvert-chan? LOL"
She's standing next to the desk of the student whose notebook it is, a darkhaired, flustered girl with glasses.
Other classmates surround them, laughing. Classmate B in the foreground says "Uwaaa. You're so mean, Moepi~ LOL"
The blonde girl, Moepi, asks "So, what should we like, do? You all want to like, take a peek at what's inside~? LOL"

[this translation has been edited and doesn't exactly match what's on the image]
They've opened the notebook. A manga has been sketched inside it.
The blonde girl, Moepi, says "No way... It's like, ero manga..."

First frame of the sketched manga has an embarrassed manga-Moepi saying "Wait, where are you touching?" "N... No, I'm too embarrassed!"
Second frame features 2 manga-classmates. Classmate A is lustfully promising "We're going to punish you *soooo* much <3" Classmate B shushes her, cautioning her. "The teacher will notice!"
Third frame has a header card that reads "The gal's secret, Episode 1"
Manga-Moepi yelps "Nooo... This is my first time..." as Classmate A kisses her and fondles her, while Classmate B holds Manga-Moepi's right arm, breathing hard.

There is a snippet from the next page where we see a partial frame where Classmate A says "Let's take this off~"

[this translation has been edited and doesn't exactly match what's on the image]

A title card says ["The Next Day"]
The same students are gathered in the classroom again, in about the same configuration.
Moepi is blushing, much less mean-girl, hearts in the air above her as she plays with her hair and asks "So, like, Uchida... Uhh... Is there, like... more...??
Uchida, the darkhaired girl is also blushing, shocked and surprised, a "What?"
Classmates A and B are flabbergasted, going "What the hell?!"
Both Uchida and Classmate B think "What?! She didn't throw it away?" "What did you *do* with it?!"

_{_{The image descriptions feature my own translations. Sorry.}}

_{Twitter sources: translation original 1 2}

Hana, Local Trans Pat Witch🏳️‍⚧️ (@TarotCard2) — [archived] 2024-09-18T17:05:20.406Z

Lotte 'just an idiot' May (@LotteMakesStuff) — [archived] 2024-09-18T17:21:48.249Z

ive seen the first two before but this 3rd one is new to me, GOOD CONTENT